If they were the hottest couple on the planet wouldn't you want to be part of the action

Comedian Kevin Hart has been named as the 2012 MTV VMA Official Host. The benefits that come with hosting the 2012 MTV Video Music Awards, including hanging out with Kanye West and Kim Kardashian ... even if they don't really want you around.

Yes, in a brand-new VMA 2012 promo spot, Hart tries his best to strike up a friendship with 'Ye and KK, suggesting matching outfits and sneakers (nope).